That's about how much straight teeth cost these days. Our lucky children have all inherited my small jaw, and Matt's big teeth. That amounts to a whole mess of orthodontics to make room for everything. Joe here is being a turd, because he does not want his picture taken.
Paul was more than happy to have his picture taken. Now, I am not a believer that everyone should have a movie-star smile. Matt and I both have crooked teeth, and we have somehow managed to marry, have children, and become productive members of society despite this handicap. Our kids' teeth, however, are so bad that they can't even bite correctly, so into braces they must go. I'm not hoping for "movie star teeth" or "presidential teeth"; we'll be happy if they come out with teeth good enough to run for town councilman or get a job in middle management.
That's about how much straight teeth cost these days. Our lucky children have all inherited my small jaw, and Matt's big teeth. That amounts to a whole mess of orthodontics to make room for everything. Joe here is being a turd, because he does not want his picture taken.
Paul was more than happy to have his picture taken. Now, I am not a believer that everyone should have a movie-star smile. Matt and I both have crooked teeth, and we have somehow managed to marry, have children, and become productive members of society despite this handicap. Our kids' teeth, however, are so bad that they can't even bite correctly, so into braces they must go. I'm not hoping for "movie star teeth" or "presidential teeth"; we'll be happy if they come out with teeth good enough to run for town councilman or get a job in middle management.
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